Credit Crunch Jokes

Stolen from around the web and the The Telegraph Blog

What’s the definition of optimism?

An Investment Banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday evening.

Why did the child get no pocket money?

Because his mum’s gone to Iceland.

Overheard in a bar:

‘This credit crunch is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.’

What’s the capital of Iceland?

About £3.50

In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank have got the chop